Could this be the future Mrs Ice Prince?

Ice prince posted a pic of this beautiful lady on his instagram page and put a crown in the comment. Could she be the one? I will keep you posted....

Lol.... Always remember to rsvp

Lmho.... as far as I am concerned,  this is the mogbomoya section of the party.

Wetin NAFDAC dey do sef ?

Saw this picture and realised that many of us just check the expiry date, we don't look at the manufacture date. Naija people, please fear God. NAFDAC, you guys are not pulling your weight.

Emeka Ike and wife opt for divorce

After 12 years of marriage, Nollywood actor, Emeka Ike and his wife are heading for divorce. According to those in the know the lady had already filed for divorce and the case has been mentioned.
Narrating how the actor turned her into a punching bag while she lived with him to a customary court, Emma said; “It was when my husband beat me mercilessly I believed that people truly saw stars whenever they were unconscious. It was my brother who took me to the hospital where I spent two months. There was also a day I was feeding our last child with tea, my husband, out of anger took the tea and poured it on my head.”( na wa o)

She also explained how the couple’s school project failed on account of Emeka not allowing her manage it. “I even persuaded his sister to bring four of her children to our school without paying a dime but instead of showing appreciation, she said I was a lavish spender and that was how I stopped being in charge of his school.”

“Each time we fight, he calls me a witch saying whenever he intends to start a project and he informs me it eventually fails. He also said if he hadn't married me, I would have become a prostitute. Since I left, he doesn't allow me to speak with our first two children asking me to come home if I really want to see them. Even when I was in with him, he leaves home for months on the pretext of different appointments. I can’t face all this any more. I need help,” she said.

The case has been adjourned until July 22, 2015

Man dies during deliverance session

A 44 year old man identified as Osayande Ehkator reportedly died in Uselu  quarters in Benin during a deliverance session.

The father of the deceased, Pa Erase Ekhator, lamented that the deceased visited him the previous day to inform him he was attending a deliverance in the church, that he quickly obliged him the request. He said confusion, however, enveloped the deliverance when he heard the deceased crying out for help.

“They forced him and tied both his legs and hands, carried a bucket full of water and poured it on his body. The mother asked why and they said that it is what they usually do to calm him down after struggling for five minutes, only for Osanyade to die in the church,’’ the deceased father said in anguish.

Mrs Isoken Okudaye, and a church member who claimed she witnessed what happened, said the victim who they claimed was violent during the deliverance, accidentally hit his head on a nearby generating set and died.

Pastor Okudaye said:   “We have been taking care of his father without any money; we don’t kill, beat or destroy souls here.  If they bring people with insanity here, we heal them.”

Edo State Police Public Relations Officer, DSP Steve Onwunchie, who confirmed the incident, said the police had commenced investigation into the matter, adding that the findings would be made public.

Source: Vanguard News

If this is the only way, please spare the rod

The boy in the picture was reportedly  given 100 strokes of the cane by his teacher in a government secondary school in Ughelli for fighting a fellow student over the use of his spoon. The school is said to have promised to treat the boy.

Dear teachers,  you have been put in charge of kids and not goats (even if na goat sef). Please look after the kids and correct them with love.

If you can't help but harm little children under the guise of correcting them. Please leave the profession. It is not your calling.

You may now kiss the groom.

Not many brides have the joy of carrying their husband's on their big day. The Lady in the picture is certainly one of the lucky few. Happy Married  Life to the couple.

Princess Charlotte goes to Church

When you are a royal baby, you get christened in grand style.

2 month old Princess Charlotte (fourth in line to the throne) was on Sunday the 5th of July 2015 christened at the Church of St Mary Magdalene in Sandringham

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge pushed the princess in a pram the Queen used for two of her own children.

Several thousand well-wishers lined the streets to greet the royals and catch a glimpse of the royal baby.

The royal couple had announced ahead of the christening that they had chosen five godparents for the princess that’s two less that her brother Prince George who turns two in July has.

Her big brother George’s excitement could be felt as he had to be held back by his father after making a dash towards the door a little too soon
The baptism was conducted privately by the Archbishop of Canterbury the Most Reverend Justin Welby.

Like her brother, Charlotte was christened in a rep ca of the lace and satin christening gown made for Queen Victoria's eldest daughter, Victoria, the princess royal, in 1841.

The original was worn by all royal babies until the christening of Prince Edward's son James, Viscount Severn, in 2008.

Charlotte was christened using the ornate silver gilt Lily Font which is usually on show as part of the crown jewels at the Tower of London.

Hmmm…. levels

Miracle Baby

Mr and Mrs X moved into their new apartment somewhere in Igando(not real location). The landlord and his wife, an elderly couple were glad to have the young couple stay in the empty duplex next to theirs.

3 years down the line, Mrs X was yet to get pregnant and pressure mounted from family and friends.  She was worried. She couldn't stop thinking about it.

She suddenly had an idea and the more she thought about it, the more it made sense to her.

She decided to stop going to her church and start attending a new church. She became fervent in doing God's  work.

She joined the choir, pitched in her 2cents in the children section, found her way to help the needy and less privileged. She was very active and made sure that she was always the first to rush the altar whenever there was a call for people waiting for the fruit of the womb. It was impossible for God to ignore her cries.

And he did it! Hallelujah Mrs X was pregnant. Her husband couldn't suppress his joy, he was gonna be a father.

Fast forward to nine months, Mrs X gave birth to a bouncy baby boy. There was joy in the land. People from far and near came to igando to share their joy.

Fast forward to 365 days there was a lavish party to celebrate the boy's  1st birthday. Everyone was happy. The race for baby number 2 began.

Mr X couldn't sleep, something was bothering him and he wasn't getting a good feeling about it. His son (Promise) looked so much like Oga Landlord. The resemblance was so much his friend's had started making jokes. He decided he needed to do something

He took Promise for a DNA test. And alas, the result was negative, he wasn't the father.

He accosted his wife and challenged her that promise wasn't his son but the landlord's. She denied and so he decided to involve the landlord damning all consequences.

Immediately he challenged Oga landlord with the accusation, Oga Madam began to laugh sarcastically(the pekele pekele kind of lafta).  She said she had suspected but when she challenged her husband, he accused her of mischief so she held her peace.
  
One would expect that Mrs X would seize the opportunity to disappear but No, she wasnt going down without a fight. She wouldn't leave until she told everyone gathered that Mr X was impotent and couldn't father a child and she was only doing him a favour by covering his shame. Toh!

The man was impotent but it was the woman that kept coming out in church for a miracle.

The man was impotent but it was the wife his family members were harassing

Why did Mrs X feel the need to help God create a Miracle baby,why couldn't she just wait for a real miracle?

My paddies, over to you.

Zahra Buhari's twitter account was hacked - Presidency

Following criticism from the public regarding comments posted by an account presumed to be run by the President's daughter Zahra Buhari, the presidency released a press statement. See below

The attention of the Presidency has been drawn to unauthorized and unexpected Tweets by an account falsely linked to Zahra Buhari, one of the daughters of President Muhammadu Buhari.

Following enquiries by a few foreign missions on the raging online controversy about unsavory comments against some foreign leaders purportedly made by her, we wish to state categorically that Zahra is indeed on Twitter but the offending handle @Zahra_Buhari has stopped being her own for a long time since it was compromised by hackers.

Tweets by this handle are therefore not her own and should be disregarded and considered as the work of hackers seeking to cause mischief between this country and other friendly states.

Zahra's authentic handle is @ZmBuhari and any handle other than this on Twitter should be considered as fake and therefore fraudulent.

It also pertinent to state at this point that neither the wife of the President, Mrs. Aisha Buhari nor the other children are presently on Twitter, Facebook or the various other platforms.

As they the explore the possibilities on this new territory, we request the general public to ignore the many accounts on various platforms in their names that currently exist. Such accounts, beside the authentic one cited above in the name of Zahra are unauthorized and therefore fake.

Fine wine tastes better with age...

The social media space has been agog with  news of President Buhari saying that his age would limit his performance as president.

The presidency has released a press statement to that effect. See below


On Monday evening, President Muhammadu Buhari spoke with the Nigerian community at the Nigerian Consulate in Johannesburg, South Africa.

Speaking extempore, because according to him, he wanted to "speak from the heart," the President urged them to be good ambassadors of Nigeria, a country he went to the warfront to keep together.

Still extolling the virtues of our country, Nigeria, the President, who had served as a military governor of the then North-Eastern State at 33 years old, declared:"I wish I became Head of State when I was a governor. Now at 72, there is a limit to what I can do."

The above comments have been reported by some newspapers to mean that the President was saying he was too old to cope with the demands of his office. Far from it.

As the saying goes, "old wines are tasty" and the President Buhari we have today is a man, like old wine, that has got tastier. At 72, yes, he can't be called a youth, but he has in quantum the wisdom, the patience, temperance and forbearance that age brings. And all these virtues he has brought to the Presidency, to make a difference in our national life.

The President assured the Nigerian community in South Africa that his Administration will make  a positive impact on the country. And that he would do.

Insecurity as symbolized by insurgency will be brought to an end, corruption will be fought to a standstill, employment will be created for the teeming army of unemployed, the economy will be revived, and the quality of life of Nigerians will take an upward swing again. These will not come by a sudden flight, but they will happen in the life of this Administration.

At 72, the Buhari persona has not changed. He remains the simple, honest, incorruptible patriot he has always been. And because Nigerians earnestly desired change, that was why they voted for him overwhelmingly at the general elections in March, this year. All the virtues and values of the Buhari persona will be deployed into governance in the weeks and months ahead.

The Nigerian community in South Africa was enthralled as President Buhari spoke with them on Monday. In fact, leaving the venue was an effort, as they swarmed round the President, who shook hands with as many of them as he could.


They took his message well. That is the essence of good wine. It gets better with age. And it is a message for all Nigerians, both at home and in the Diaspora.

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